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Sep 1, 2010

Not for Jews, Pigs or Monkeys !


Ethnology. On the Zugspitze (the highest mountain in Germany) at the altitude of 2962 m, the "Panorama Lounge" restaurant offers a toilet for Moslems. It is marked by a sign in Arabic and German. A shower nozzle enables the guests to cleanse themselves according to the old Islamic tradition.

Traslated by Dr. Paul Munch

Posted by Yasin Akgun on July 15, 2010

To be honest when I first heard about this I thought probably a complete load of hyperbolic crap. I then found out it was true. I chuckled to myself and thought what a ridiculous thing, I wonder how much more ridiculous it could be. Ha, probably if it was a non-Muslim who decided to install these Muslim-only toilets. One day I'll learn not to tempt fate.

A shopping centre in Rochdale has decided to install these horrible French-inspired squat toilets to appease 'Muslims'. I put 'Muslims' in inverted commas because I have yet to meet one who has used a toilet and come out saying gawd I wish they'd get rid of the toilet all together and just have a hole in the ground.

A very small minority of you may think that possibly the reasoning behind this is that in Rochdale there exists a large Muslim population. Try again. Less than 1 in 5 residents in Rochdale are Asian. Since being Asian doesn't make you Muslim the amount of Muslims per Asian person in Rochdale is probably 1 in 10. Since being Muslim doesn't make you prefer a hole in the ground the amount of Muslims in Rochdale who want this is probably 1 in 100. So if only 1 out of 100 Muslims of which only 1 out of 10 are from the Asian population of which only 1 in 5 live in Rochdale you can probably guess just how many residents in Rochdale wanted something like this.

In fact, come to think of it, what a bloody insult. An insult to Muslims that the assumption is that they prefer to offer their number two's in a hole rather than a toilet. As if Muslims are some sort of bizarre backward race who clean their teeth with hedgehogs and live in caves. It would be like me inviting one of my Chinese friends round to my house and asking a fat bloke to sit cross legged in my living room.

Whoever dreamt up this appeasement exercise is an utter hee haw of the highest decree. The kind of wanker you get in every office who has a stop watch to time your toilet breaks, or the kind of self satisfying moron who decides to ban opening of windows in the office for 'health and safety'. Whoever they are, they may as well be a member of the BNP as far as I'm concerned. The kind of appeasement projects they inflict on the peoples of Britain create far more racism than even the most knob headed member of the BNP ever could.

I don't just blame the hee haw that came up with this ridiculous exercise. I blame the Labour Party because I doubt very much, that if we had a Conservative government for the past 10 years we would have any of this kind of moronic crap happening in our country.

Anyhow, I'm off to work in the morning so better get to sleep. I hear they're offering a bottle of wine to whoever makes the most sales. Hopefully if I get the most sales they'll offer me a bag of rocks to stone people with to appease me. Even if I lived in a glass house I know which moron in Rochdale I'll be aiming my stones at.

1 comment:

Will said...

Hi Alex.
For once i will demand to be discriminated as an infidel and use the other toilet,i gladly pass on this contribution by Muslims to sience.