David Olivetree - How fallen heros...

" איך נפלו גיבורים !? "...

"Due to lack of shekels to keep it alive and because of how lame,vulgar and false this despicable project is, I have decided to expend my energies elsewhere. I have met a wonderful negro boy named Tyrone and will be investing some much needed time in my love life.

"I've lost my faith in humanity. Those cursed goyim seem to have an answer for everyone of my lies errrrm I mean truths.

"I'm tired of fellow Jews threatening to put my life and that of my family at risk, and going after my various online gay porn accounts (to learn more about that, please listen to Ep. #15 of my radio show.)

"I'm tired of this, operating without being able to jew stupid sheeple out of packets of shekels. It goes against my nature to actually have to put my hand in my own pocket and shell out for something.

"This is not a ploy as it's pretty much already made up in my mind, but unless this project can somehow miraculously raise thousands of dollars in the next few days, that's it. Regardig the financial situation, I was just trying to inspire about 1,000 people who claim to support this work to give just $5 a month in return for all my years of hard work and to go toward much-needed improvements/expansion of our effort. GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME. Please note, the ADL has just successfully petitioned the UN to broaden the charter of anti-semitism. It is now considered anti-semitic to refuse a jew shekels when he whines for them. So dig deep and give me money, or I am going to call you an anti-semite.

"My deepest apologies tot he few of you who have contributed in the past. I wasted all those shekels on cream cheese and bagels.

"It's been real.
-David 'Yid' Appletree Sequoiatree !" or even better :-

David Olivetree

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