"This Is God. We Need to Talk"

You know those billboards that read some variation of, "This Is God. We Need to Talk"? Well, a conversation between Obama and God would need much more space than a billboard, but here's a start:

Dear Mr. President,

I know you're getting ready to head out on vacation (again). But we need to talk.

There's a Time poll out today showing that 24% of Americans think you're Muslim (the media reports stress that is incorrect).

Why is it that everyone in the country knows you like to golf/play basketball, but they don't know your religion? Don't blame it on the media or Bush. Blame it on how you prioritize your time.

First, you should be taking your kids to church. Regularly. Particularly on Christmas. You missed last year. Think I didn't notice? And that's not all...

— Elisabeth Meinecke

Tweet