Shark attacks - Israeli plot !

Shark attacks - Israeli plot !

A loan-shark looking for his pound of flesh.

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Sharks are attacking swimmers on Egypt's coast. And some Egyptians are reacting to the phenomenon in the usual way: blaming Israel.

For more on the story, follow this link to the Egyptian state news site egypnews.net. There you will find an article whose title Google
translates as "Israel dumping predatory shark is not improbable." The Google-translated article reads in part as follows:

Said Mohamed Abdel-Fadil Shusha governor of South Sinai to talk of concerning the dumping of Mossad shark deadly hit tourism in Egypt is not ruled out and needs time to make sure, adding that he was taking strong action and stop swimming at beaches for 72 hours after the death of tourist German. The Shusha in a telephone call to the program Good Morning Egypt Egyptian TV on Monday that he was identified alternative locations for swimming and diving has been the use of experts from abroad and teachers from the High Institute of Marine Sciences to discuss the matter and give guidance on how to deal with this type of fish which was found after examining the teeth it type predator, noting that the rumors concerning the dumping of these fish in the Mossad, Egyptian beaches to hit its tourism is not excluded and in need of thorough research to make sure.

I don't read Arabic, but I must say that the words "Mossad shark" seem inherently fascinating - suggesting that the shark has somehow been bred, brainwashed or otherwise genetically programmed by Mossad marine biologists to kill Egyptians and tourists. (This would be tricky, since my experience with training sharks for foreign-policy purposes is that when you release them, they will just follow your boat back to port instead of going out and eating your enemies.)

On the other hand, the formulation "Mossad shark" is zoologically ambiguous - so what we could be dealing with might actually be a Jew in a shark suit, or some kind of mechanical Jew-controlled device resembling the props used in the movie Jaws Or perhaps some kind of half-shark, half-Jew android, a la Cybercop.

One can only hope that the intrepid investigative reporters at egypnews.net are on the case.

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