Foxnews – An Egyptian official believes that Israel’s intelligence agency might be behind the fatal shark attack of a German tourist in Sinai over the weekend, the Jerusalem Post reports.”What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm,” South Sinai Gov. Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha told

Ok so this clears up a lot of confusion from that earlier Jaws story. As it turns out there is in fact a monster shark terrorizing Egypt right now just eating the shit out of people left and right. And to make matters worse he works for Israel and is trying to ruin the Egyptian tourist season. That’s why the Macedonia Times made up that ridiculous story about the drunk Serbian dude landing on it and killing it. The Egyptian Tourist Board is trying to save the summer. Because as you know Sinai is a summer town. They need summer dollars. If people can’t swim in Egypt, they’ll be glad to swim at the beaches of the Gaza Strip, Palestine, Jerusalem etc But the fact of the matter is they got a rouge carcaradon carcharias on their hands. A perfect engine, an eating machine. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. And it appears they are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites them on the ass. Fucking Israel. Always one step ahead.