Tutti Frutti cake - ("Hamas Taschen") - Recipe

Tutti Frutti cake or, Halal DemocraTortilla.

Ingredient :-

1 - Abdulla ( Any Muslim name will do! )

1 - Rotten & Corrupt Regime.

1 - Piece of Religion

1 - Analphabet ( or Muzoid of the season )

1 - Allah Hu Akbar

1 - Coptic Church ( use a Synagogue on Ramadan )

1 - cup of Fresh Zionist Juice

1 - Infidel ( Don't use Alex ! He is poisonous ! )

Preparation :-

Chop Abdulla's head off, extract the brains out and let it soak in the rotten part of the regime for an hour !

Turn the oven 'ON' (The Coptic Church ), to 180*M ( Muhammad )

While waiting,

Squeeze the crap out of an infidel ( Use torture ) and add a handful of "Allah Hu Akbar" to it.

Steer the mixture carful to the LEFT! While steering, add ( SLOWLY ! ) the pure Zionist Juice, until the crap becomes elastic and easy to be stretched by hands.

Now comes the tricky part... ( Let the Analphabet do it !... )

Stretch the crap to a size of a large pizza. ( Use Abdulla's skull !... )

Place the soaked brain in the middle and close it by lifting up the crap from three point on the circumference to form a nice "Hama(n')s Taschen" !...

Put the master piece in the oven !

After baking it for 30 minutes, sprinkle more Zionist Juice on top and finely ground "Allah Hu Akbar powder" !

Serve on a Piece of Religion's book !

"Hama(n')s Taschen"