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Mar 16, 2010

Breaking News !

Thank You my son! What a present !...

Sgt. Jonathan Münch & the Grand Mufti

This is to certify that :- Today, on the first day of the first month of the first year on the JIZFI's calendar, Jonathan Münch was promoted to the rank of Sergeant in the Israeli Defense Forces Army ! The ceremony took place in a secret location 3 cigarettes (Camel) from Damascus and 3 cigarettes (Pall Mall) from Haifa.

Important notice to all NON INFIDELS !

It is mandatory to smile and blink 3 times ( see photo above ), while approaching Sergeant Jonathan Münch !

So it was said! So it was written! So it will be done!!

Signed & Sealed (-)
The Grand Mufti of the Galactic JIZFI movement.

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1 comment:

The Merry Widow said...

Tell us how you REALLY FEEL,Alex! LOL!
Congrats to the new sergent, mazel tov to his proud father and many happy returns!

I know you are delighted with his promotion...may GOD keep him safe for you and make him a shield and sword for Israel!

And confusion to her enemies!!!!!!